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May. 18th, 2005 @ 11:51 pm "We've come full circle, Lord."
Flying
Current Mood: reflective
Two years ago today, I opened this livejournal account. So I figure today is as good a day as any for me to close it.

No, I'm not going to delete it. Not going to "crunch it up and roll away in my little [blog]mobile" or anything like that. But I won't be writing here anymore -- at least not anytime soon.

Thank you all for painting my world. I've really appreciated the color.

Mark Alan Stamaty's Blogmobile

Finis.
May. 18th, 2005 @ 11:17 pm Operation: Esteem Meme. Codeword: Heather'sBike.
Sock Monkey
Current Mood: busy
My fun-loving co-worker Heather
Is a friend (and not just fair-weather).
At running, at drama,
At being a mama --
It's hard to find anyone beather!

Okay, okay, so that was pretty weak. I suppose I could have worked in a "tether" rhyme, but we really don't have that kind of relationship....

Heather likes to have fun, but also to share it. (One of these days, I'll actually make it to a "boardgame night.") Her great sense of humor has just the right edge to make her the perfect snark-partner. At the same time, though, she's good for sympathetic-ear-lending.

And here she is with me, Eve, and Melissa at the Statue of Liberty.... )
May. 18th, 2005 @ 10:13 pm Operation: Esteem Meme. Codeword: [info]ladygwyn.
You Beautiful Doll
Current Mood: okay
You asked for it....



You are the very model of a nifty individual,
You've education literary and psychologistual;
You know the Hogwarts houses and the goings-on in Sunnydale,
And sometimes you come out and help the seagull and the bunny flail;
You're very well acquainted, too, with matters handicraftian,
You understand yarn, bead, and floss and how they make you daftian.
In short, in matters fun and funny, crafty and creatival
You are the very model of a nifty individual



Oh, and you have the distinction of being the only person ever to make a stuffed felt koi for me.
May. 18th, 2005 @ 09:20 pm Operation: Esteem Meme. Codeword: InquireWithin.
Jester
Current Mood: stuffed
Current Music: Into the Woods Original Cast Recording
multi-faceted
the gem -- however chiseled --
is somehow balanced


(I don't have a sonnet in me tonight, so he'll just have to make do with the haiku.)

So yeah, Derek's a gem.

He's definitely multi-faceted. How many hats has he worn in the years I've known him? Football helmet...mortarboard...the Gatsby cap of the newsboy....He's a son, brother, student, poet, journalist, wit, friend.

And he doesn't compartmentalize -- or at least not completely. He doesn't forsake his facets: no one aspect precludes the others. He challenges my stereotypes -- and damn but that's annoying....

Yet, however many sides you see, there's no denying the cohesive, balanced whole. He's honest but not harsh; sweet but not saccharine; erudite but not pedantic.

And that's why I'm still a bit baffled by his having once told me that he wanted me to be proud of him. Why I'm always glad to catch up with him...whether it's been months or weeks or days. And why I value his friendship even though we've yet to meet in person (which we really should rectify -- and soon).



So, Great and Benevolent Ruler, there's your Esteem Meme. Sorry it took five months. (December 8th? Damn....)

-- Lady Jester
May. 17th, 2005 @ 12:54 am A Whirlwind Tour of Western Massachusetts
Spin Me Right Round
Current Mood: productive
25 April


For our last full day together, I wanted to take John to some of my favorite places in western Massachusetts....

  • Quabbin Reservoir We parked up at the Enfield Lookout, which affords the best view of the reservoir itself. (And unlike the dam and the dike, it hasn't been closed to the public since the post-9/11 paranoia.)
  • Leverett Peace Pagoda I once followed online (Mapquest? Mapblast?) directions to the pagoda and ended up on a bumpy and narrow dirt road that's "NOT MAINTAINED IN WINTER." Well, my brother's GPS directed me onto that same road (which meant a brief stop at Cranberry Pond). John was pleasantly surprised by the scale of the pagoda...but then, who would expect such a wonder as this in a rinky-dink Massachusetts town? (Kudos to John for the absoballybrilliant composition.)
  • Mt. Sugarloaf No, we didn't hike it, as we were lazy and on a schedule (of sorts). We drove to the top, climbed the spiral staircases of the lookout building, and...well...looked out.
  • Shelburne Falls The Bridge of Flowers wasn't in full bloom, but there were still plenty of blossoms. This being a Monday, most of the great little shops -- including Wandering Moon and Boswell's Books (which is now where the Whistling Crow used to be) -- were closed. We did stop into the glass gallery, though, to watch the glassblowers and browse the shop. And of course we had a look at the glacial potholes. The floodgates were open, and the rushing water obscured many of the rock formations. That was a bit disappointing, but it was still quite pretty.
  • Mohawk Trail Trading Post I think that's the name of the place we visited on Route 2. We only stopped at this shop because it was almost guaranteed to be spectacularly cheesy. Little did we suspect that here John would find the perfect Deadlands hat. Now all he needs is an oilskin duster....
  • Magic Wings Butterfly Conservatory I was pleasantly surprised to find that a second room had been added since my last visit, and the conservatory now housed a few birds. I especially liked the pudgy-looking quail, even though John kept referring to them as food. (At one point a blue morpho walked on my hand: I had placed my palm on the ground in front of it, as I thought its wing was broken; but while I was looking around for a safe place to deposit the butterfly, it surprised me by flying away.)
  • Northampton We went to Osaka for an early dinner. (It was so early, in fact, that we were the first to arrive; I think we might've roused the hostess from a nap.) We dined on the balcony overlooking the street. Our food was really good...especially the steamed dumplings. After dinner, we went to La Fiorentina, where we ogled the pastry array, bought our desserts, and observed the woman with -- how did John put it? -- "all the parenting skills of a cabbage"? I think that's right. (She lost an argument with her eight-year old.)
  • Build-A-Bear For the second consecutive evening, we found ourselves at the Hell Mall. this time it was for the purpose of "building" John's early birthday present: a plush polar bear. This was so much fun! After John had selected his ursine companion and a sound box (giggling: because we'd been doing so much of that), we went to have the bear stuffed. An employee did this part...which looked something like liposuction in reverse. She put the squeeze-activated sound box into one foreleg; had John approve the polar bear's plumpness (she had to extract a bit of fluff to make the body squishier); inserted the heart (after John had rubbed it between his hands to warm it and pressed it to his forehead to wish upon it, and both of us has kissed it); then finally tightened and tied off the lacing all down the bear's back.

    Next, John took the bear for an air-bath and brushing, to fluff up the fur and eliminate any stuffing stuck to it. (That was so cute; I took pictures!) And then we put together an outfit: brown vest, cowboy boots, and a stetson (stolen from an Elmo on display) to match John's own new accessory. After entering the polar bear's name (Pardner) into a computer, John got a personalized story print-up about the building of his bear. Finally we were ready to check out (and leave behind the loud brownie troop who'd been there the whole time). Into the cardboard "I'm going home!" box went Pardner, vest, accessories, and pawprint fluffing brush.
  • Home After that, we called it a day, returned to the Crackhouse (be it ever so humble), and spent the evening with Rachel, hanging out and watching A Christmas Story.



25 April


John's flight was at 8:15AM. This seemed like a great idea when we were planning his visit. (At first, I thought I'd be able to go straight to work from the airport. Ha!) It didn't seem like such a great idea at 4AM, when we were getting up....

Oh, well. The sunrise was pretty, anyway.

We made it to Logan Airport the suggested two hours before takeoff, and hugged our good-byes outside the terminal. I was sad to see him go; he was sad to leave.

A comfort:

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. -- Richard Bach

Well...we'll just make sure it's not "lifetimes," eh?
May. 16th, 2005 @ 12:33 am Rainforest Cafe, Clifton Hill, Howe Caverns
Spin Me Right Round
Current Mood: tired
23 April


As soon as I found out that the Rainforest Cafe had a Niagara Falls location, I knew that we had to visit it. So we headed there for a late lunch. A really BIG late lunch. I ordered a sharkbite-something-or-other (a really yummy alcoholic drink) and my usual Rasta Pasta; John ordered a something-punning-on-Monty-Python (a really yummy non-alcoholic drink) and the Beef & Barbie. Then we split a Voooool-caaa-nooo!

After rolling our bloated selves out of the restaurant, we decided to take advantage of the streetful of touristy kitsch that is Clifton Hill. We visited:

  • Mystery Maze Ostensibly, the goal here is to navigate the maze from entrance to exit, having visited each of four points (where you can stamp your admission ticket with the letters M, A, Z, and E). But the maze-makers' hidden agenda -- with their dead ends and wooden stairways -- is to give you a good cardiovascular workout and make you regret having sated yourself with heavy foods. Still, it was fun.
  • The Fun House I think the best part about this place was the fact that John and I were the only ones there. So we could take our time standing in front of the warped mirrors, walking across the moving floors, and especially playing in the giant ball room -- i.e., the small room filled with four giant inflatable balls. Three of these (beach ball, basketball, eight ball) were about waist high; the fourth (blue-and-black soccer ball) was about as tall as I am. It wasn't until after I'd used one of the smaller balls to climb up onto this big one (while John held it steady for me) that I noticed a sign on the wall:
    SMILE YOU'RE ON SURVEILLANCE CAMERA

    Yeah. Oops. But we kept on playing. Finally, we left the ball room (by crawling through a low door), visited the crooked room, flopped in the net room, etc. It was a blast -- much more fun than I'd expected.
  • Ripley's Moving Theater 4D We watched two short films: Warrior of the Sky(?) (where we're the warrior) and eXtreme Log Adventure (where we're the...um...log). The seats moved to simulate the action of the films. And when the hero, log, or what-have-you went into water, our 3D-spectacle-wearing selves got misted. So that was neat, if cheesy...and queasy-making.
  • Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Museum Animals with spare parts (legs, heads); excessively large people (obese, towering); unusual art (life-sized figures constructed from junk, a transparent Buddha filled with shredded dollar bills): that about sums it up. Yay for more cheese!
  • Old Time Photo One of the gift shops offered sepia-toned saloon/gangster photos. So of course we had to get one done.
  • Ice Cream John bought me an ice cream cone. That's all. (Thanks, John!)
  • Great Canadian Midway We only went into this arcade because I saw signs for funnel cake, and John said he'd never had funnel cake, and didn't he need to partake of the fried and fatty goodness of said funnel cake? So in we went, and maybe we got some tokens and played a couple games of air hockey (which he might've won) and a racing game (which I might've won), and maybe that about did us in.

We went back to the Rainforest Cafe (just to look at the shark tank), then started back to the bed & breakfast. And this time it was John who took the bath before bed.



24 April


It had snowed in the night, but all that remained by morning was a dusting on windshields and housetops. We left the B&B after breakfast, made a couple of last-minute gift-shop purchases, then returned (without incident) to the U.S. Pretty soon we were back on I-90, this time heading east.

Drive, rinse, repeat.



We made one detour on the return route: to the Howe Caverns in New York. This was really cool, for both me and my dwarven-aligned companion.

I think there were 12 of us in our tour group. (If you count the guide, we had enough for the Hobbit quest...without the Hobbit.) We took an elevator down to the cave. Our tour guide was full of cavern trivia -- much of which we missed, due to the echoes...and the fact that we kept lagging behind to take pictures. How could we resist, though? The rock formations were so cool: I swear I saw a few petrified Lovecraftian creatures....

After the walking tour came a boat ride, followed by another walking tour. We saw the Bridal Altar: apparently this has been the site of over 200 subterranean weddings. (No kidding.) And we walked through a high but narrow passageway of rock with labyrinthine twists....And because we were taking so long with the photos here, our guide had to come back and make sure we weren't lost. Yep. John and Lori: the prodigal spelunkers.



We dined that night at Pizzeria Uno's in the Holyoke Mall, because I thought John needed to try the Pizza Skins appetizer. (In case you don't know: this is a deep-dish pizza crust filled with mashed potato, topped with melted cheese and bacon bits, and served with sour cream.) And of course we had to have deep-dish pizzas. And dessert.



And from there, it was back to the Crackhouse.
May. 9th, 2005 @ 09:41 am Not Yours
Jester
Current Mood: amused
If you're a sick fuck like me (and John...tho' he apparently prefers the term "suck fick"), then you may appreciate this:

Not Yours!



(No, I didn't make that picture. Someone linked to it in [info]ljdq way back, and it kinda stuck with me.)
May. 9th, 2005 @ 09:25 am For Residents of Esperantina, Brazil
Breast
Current Mood: mixed
Happy Orgasm Day!!!

That is all.
May. 9th, 2005 @ 08:51 am Journey Behind the Falls
Sock Monkey
Current Mood: anxious
23 April


John and I walked down to the water for our first view of the falls by day. We passed the American and the Horseshoe Falls, snapping pictures as we went. Though it was chilly and drizzly, we still enjoyed ourselves.

Next attraction: the Journey Behind the Falls. After you purchase your tickets, the staff photographs you and sends you to the elevators --

No, the photo isn't an anti-terrorist measure. Just a capitalist one. While you're enjoying the unique view of the Horseshoe Falls, your photo is printed up (with a lovely Niagara Falls backdrop) and is ready for potential purchase by the time you leave. (We're suckers. See ours here. Personally, I think the binoculars really make the shot....)

After descent, the elevators let you out onto a forked corridor. The left tunnel leads to an observation deck. (Apparently, there's another, lower deck, but it was closed when we visited.) This deck affords a really great side-view of the falls: I loved seeing how the water just gushed down over the rocks. The right tunnel leads to the two "portholes" -- square holes cut through the stone. Honestly, you really can't see much -- just a white sheet of water obscuring the opening. The sound is neat, though: the loud rush of the falls accompanied by sporadic splattering when a wind blows water into the tunnel. And it's cool just knowing that you're beneath the river, that all this water has just rushed over you.

So, yeah. Pretty damn cool.
May. 6th, 2005 @ 12:41 pm "Mr. Sandman, bring me a [meme]." (Or two.)
Jester
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: David Bowie: The Deram Collection
Okay, I got these interview questions from [info]levi the other day...last year...so I figured I'd answer them.



1. Who is your favorite author and why?
Gah. Only one? I think I can only limit it to three:

Peter S. Beagle: He's a genre writer who elevates fantasy to literature, but unpretentiously. His prose is poetry. And even though he writes about magic, he seems to know that people -- life, love, relationships -- are real magic.

Neil Gaiman: I used to prefer fantasy that had no basis in reality, but I've since come to appreciate writing in which a little bit of the unknown trickles into our world. That's still escapism, but it's an escape to something more, rather than something different. Gaiman offers this kind of escapism. He presents his characters compassionately; his plots are imaginative in scope and detail; and his stories are rich with folkloric allusion (which I love).

Philip Pullman: Not only does he write beautifully -- he writes truly: I marvel at what he says as well as how he says it. He writes for young adults, but doesn't shy away from the horrors of human behavior. His characters are well-rounded, his plots well-developed. I get lost in his stories, and don't resent him for making me cry.

There's also Wilkie Collins and Rafael Sabatini....But on to the next question!



2. What would you do with 5 million dollars?

Wow....Hmmm....Retire early; buy a nice home (for myself and a few friends); do well by my family; donate generously to an animal charity (assuming I don't just found my own); and travel the world (e.g., Germany, Ireland, Australia, France, Japan).



3. What do you want to do for a career?

Here's the one I can't answer. Something highly-creative but minimally-stressful. Any suggestions?



4. What's the story behind your screen name?

Well, I used to be "gossamer in the gloaming." I like "gossamer" as a noun: some wispy thing half-there and half-absent. And there's something wonderful about twilight: half-day or half-night. (How noncommittal of me.) And I'm a sucker for alliteration. When "gossamer in the gloaming" got to be a bit too cumbersome, I changed to "gossamer gull," which is still alliterative and also manages to incorporate my seagull totem.

Yes, I know the seagull is an unpopular totem. No, I don't much care.

Of course, I've been "gossamer gull" for a couple of years now. Perhaps I'm due for a change....



5. Who would you most like to talk to, alive or dead?

Wilkie Collins. He's pretty fascinating, and not at all a product of his culture (19th-century England). At a time when women went corseted, he preferred the natural form. In a place where sexuality was so heavily-sanctioned, he shamelessly kept two mistresses (with their mutual knowledge). And damn, but he could write!



And now, litmus paper for the libido.... )
May. 1st, 2005 @ 11:06 pm In his time zone, this greeting isn't early....
Positive
Current Mood: mixed
Once upon an IM session....

John: i dunno.
John: i really don't.
Lori: that's because i don't know
Lori: and you're in my brain
Lori: it always comes back to this ;)
John: hehe
John: well i like it there ;)
Lori: oh, well then, make yourself at home
John: hehe.
John: *settles down on a thought and makes a pillow out of a whim.*
John: comfy..
Lori: you're so cute
John: *g*
John: thanks :)
Lori: say, would you fancy a fancy? ;)
John: oh yes... i'm always up for a fancy ;)

Later....

John: aaanyway
John: I think i should probably find a nice warm dream to wrap myself up in.
John: so if you could just shut your eyes, hold your nose and block up your ears to stop the light getting in?
Lori: ummm
Lori: not so much
John: oh ok..
John: ;)
Lori: how about you just slip under some grey matter?
John: what a good idea.
John: I shall just nestle down then.
John: *hugs*
Lori: *hug* sweet dreams, hon...and happy birthday!

I reiterate: A very happy birthday to you, John. You are much loved.
May. 1st, 2005 @ 09:42 am April Reading, &c.
"O me miseram!"
Current Mood: I'm really not sure....
  • The Sea-Hawk by Rafael Sabatini

Okay, so, not much with the reading last month. Not much with the cross-stitch either. I worked on </a></b></a>[info]gymli's October-holiday scrapbook, in preparation for his visit. Then he actually visited. That covers about two weeks of my month....So what the hell else did I do?

Hmmm....I know what I did this past weekend. On Friday I had lunch with Scott (sometime relay worker), and then we went to the Quabbin Cemetery. He'd forgotten his camera, but we still walked around a bit. (I picked up a tick at some point. That was annoying. Don't think it was a deer tick, though, so I'm not too concerned.) Later that afternoon I did some shopping. Bought a scrapbook (in preparation for the April-holiday pictures). Bought the soundtrack to Freaks and Geeks.

In the evening I stopped in to Phoenix Games, just to hang out. Sat right next to someone who was little more than half my age. *twitch* Then I headed to </a></b></a>[info]hida_allan's place for L5R. It was nice to game again, after such a long time. But I'm always sad when we wrap things up. I go from being me and this new and interesting person to being...me. Which is fine, but kind of...almost...lonely? Hmmm.

On Saturday I had lunch with </a></b></a>[info]inle_rah and [info]bdragon. Then they went off to Magic Wings while I headed to a flea market in search of items for the scavenger hunt we're having at work. All I managed to find for the hunt was a magazine...but I found a couple of neat statuettes for myself, a pretty knick-knack for </a></b></a>[info]hida_allan, and a plush jack-a-lope for </a></b></a>[info]inle_rah (because, didn't she need one?).

I spent the evening at home, watching High Strung with roommie and friend. And jack-a-lope. (She sooo needed the jack-a-lope.) And that about did it.

And now I have to go to work.
Apr. 30th, 2005 @ 06:51 pm Niagara Falls: From Shrimp to Lorikeets
Flying
Current Mood: lethargic
Current Music: Freaks and Geeks Original Soundtrack and Score
22 April


We didn't arrive at the bed & breakfast until about half past seven. After getting our room key and bringing up our bags, we went out for dinner at Falls Sushi, a Japanese-Korean restaurant. John ordered a sashimi dinner; I had eel maki and a spicy soup with squid and shrimp...whole shrimp...with beady black eyes...and antennae that poked up out of the broth. (And I ate it anyway.)

After dinner, we walked down to the falls. So our first view of them was by night. It was raining, with fog so thick that our shadows fell onto its opacity. Much of the falls themselves were obscured by mist, but they were still stunning to see. By the time we'd gone by both the American and the Horseshoe Falls, however, I was cold and wet and ready to return to our room. (It didn't help that my suede boots were soaked through.)

For the trek back to the B&B, I comforted myself with thoughts of the bubble bath that awaited me there. Every step brought me that much closer to hot water and soapy foam. And a bath was the perfect way to end the first night in Niagara Falls.

I'm such a tub-slut.



23 April


This was our only full day in Canada. We began with a breakfast served by the hosts' daughter, who mistook us for a couple. That's not surprising really: we were sharing a bed, after all. (We didn't embarrass her by setting her straight.) After our meal, we set out into the drizzly morning. (It rained pretty much the whole time we were there, but at least it wasn't too heavy.)

There were two things I definitely wanted to do: visit the Niagara Falls Aviary and take the Journey Behind the Falls tour. Anything beyond that would be a bonus.

Since John likes watching (and photographing) birds, I didn't have to twist his arm too much to get him into the Aviary. That was our first stop. We walked through the small aviary, which has several kinds of small birds caged together. We were given a pamphlet with labeled pictures, so we could identify the birds we were seeing. From there we went through a series of darkened rooms, where there are a variety of caged creatures: snake, tarantula, insects, lizards, and fruit bats. (The fruit bats were so cute, climbing over one another to stuff their cheeks, squirrel-like, with chunks of apple.)

At last we made our way to the large aviary, which holds the main exhibit: Birds of the Lost Kingdom. This rocked. Birds were everywhere, flying from plant to tree. The room has ramps taking visitors through its multiple levels: you start at the top (where I bonded with a caged lory and John used my dad's binoculars to spy on a hornbill tryst) and worked our way down. There's a waterfall (where one bird was bathing, quite adorably); a few structures (arches, a small building within the room, etc.) representing the "lost kingdom"; and countless trees and plants. Highlights include the bobbing of the cockatiel, the striking vocalizations of the Australian singing crow, the bright plumage of the scarlet ibis...and, of course, the Lorikeet Haven.

There's a large cage on the bottom level of the large aviary. It houses maybe two dozen brightly-colored Australasian lorikeets, as well as a couple of aviary employees. The man working there seemed really into his job, and he told us a bit about the birds.Apparently, lorikeets are a nuisance in their native lands (yay, namesakes!): they have an all-nectar diet, so they sharpen their beaks by chewing on...well...everything else. The guy pointed out a few birds by name and told us a little bit about their personalities: his "pet" bird has a 20-30 word vocabulary and she'll perch on men, but not women.

The woman working among the lorikeets sold us small plastic cups of nectar to feed them. She instructed us to straighten our arms and hold the cups between our hands. (We were supposed to be trees.) Then she filled our cups with nectar and the lorikeets swarmed down. John and I had 5 or 6 apiece, perched on our hands to drink from the cups, and they stayed until they'd drained all the nectar.

They weren't all about the nectar, though: they also wanted to chew on our clothing. One bird landed on John's head and proceeded to peck at his hair elastic. Later, I used the button on my cuff to coax another bird onto my forearm. This one eventually relocated to my shoulder -- to nip at my collar, the straps of my overalls, more buttons....It tickled.

So yeah, the Niagara Falls Aviary was an absolute blast. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes birds. And they have a cool gift shop, where I bought postcards, a new patch for the travel-jacket, and a large Victorian-style pendant...which features a scorpion encased in glass. (Because I'm gross that way.)



And Rachel just got home, so I am going to watch a movie with her and her friend Steve. So, once again, this is:



To Be Continued...
Apr. 29th, 2005 @ 12:32 am 260 Thousand Words
Flying
Current Mood: tense
Pictures from John's Visit
Apr. 28th, 2005 @ 09:08 am MA-NY Adventures
Spin Me Right Round
Current Mood: lucky
20 April


I left work a half hour early. John's flight was due in at 9:45, and I was worried that I'd be late. (A week or two previous to this I'd dreamed that I was at home at 9PM on the night of his arrival when I suddenly realized that I should be in Boston. So that didn't help.)

Rachel was good enough to keep me company for the drive to Logan, which helped assuage my anxiety. (For those of you who don't know -- all two of you, more'n likely -- I sometimes have difficulty going places by myself.)

As it turns out, we arrived a bit early. So we giggled and people-watched and played "that's not him." (This game consisted of watching all the arrivals emerge and saying, "nope," or "not enough hair," or "if I were to make a list of people who weren't John....") The inevitable conclusion to this game was, of course, seeing John -- tall and luggage-laden and pony-tailed -- come through the doors to the lobby.

After brief introductions, we were on our way back to Three Rivers, Protectorate of the Palmer Empire. (Y'all can thank Allan for that description.)

Back at the Crackhouse, an antihistamine-armored Rocket got to meet the Squidjees. Even Kolya. Then we settled down in my room and exchanged small gifts: he gave me a clutch of Kinder Eggs, a Rosetta Stone paperweight, and my very own abbey (in the form of a Westminster refrigerator magnet); I gave him Milk Duds, a bunch of hair elastics, and a plush Giant Microbe of the common cold virus.

Before bed, I introduced my houseguest to the S'more. Nearly 27 years on the planet and he'd never before tasted one! Of course I had to rectify this situation immediately. And if I took inordinate pleasure in watching him trying to eat S'mores without making a complete mess, is that so wrong? Well, maybe it is. But no moreso than his own amusement at the thought of feeding them to his ultra-conservative grandparents.



21 April


After a breakfast of pancakes, we drove to the southwest corner of Massachusetts so that John could see Bash Bish Falls. (I figured we should visit this waterfall before our trip to Canada, as it'd seem pretty anticlimactic after Niagara.)

On the return drive we stopped at a Friendly's for what was supposed to be a quick bite to eat. Unfortunately, our order was temporarily mislaid, and we had a rather long wait. A trip to the ladies room revealed that I'd started my period a bit early. And the subsequent trip to my car revealed that Otto's glovebox was sadly devoid of feminine products.

Gah. I have but this to say about Stockbridge, Massachusetts: sure, it's a quaint and pretty little town, but it could really use a CVfuckingS, you know? The general store carries Summer's Eve products and baby diapers, but no tampons or pads. Christ, doesn't anyone in that town menstruate?!

Anyway, thanks to John for locating the Lenox Village Pharmacy. And thanks to the pharmacy cashier for pointing me to the public restroom across the street, in the Town Hall.

Stupid hormones.

On the drive home, I proposed a stop at the Yankee Candle in Deerfield. Poor John was expecting an unassuming candle shop, so he was a bit taken aback by the Black Forest, Bavarian Christmas Village, Nutcracker Castle....And it had been long enough since my last visit that there were surprises for me, too. For one thing, the toy department had been completely remodeled. For another, the lederhosen-clad Oompah Boys had been replaced by a hillbilly trio in red plaid flannels. Go figure.

That evening, we stopped in at my brother's house (to borrow his Street Pilot and deliver my sister-in-law's birthday gifts) and my parents' place (to borrow Dad's binoculars). So John got to meet the whole Snowden clan -- mother, father, brother, sister-in-law, nephew, and assorted animals. And he lives to tell the tale!

Finally, we swung by the Crackhouse to pick up Rachel. The three of us headed to the Ground Round for a late dinner....Okay, that's not true. John and I had appetizers, and each of us ordered dessert. The whole excursion was just an excuse to eat fried cheesecake. Mmmm...fried cheesecake.



22 April


The next morning, we loaded up the car, programmed the GPS, and began the trek to Niagara Falls. We made one detour, just for the sake of visiting Kaatskill Kaleidoscope, at Catskill Corners. This little shop is home to the world's largest kaleidoscope: a converted silo. For a fee, you can go inside and watch a 10-minute film projected into the mirrored tower. John and I got a private showing. We laid ourselves down on the floor and watched the acid trip unfolding above us. Much with the coolness, that was.

Of course, the shop itself was pretty spectacular. We saw all kinds of scopes, by many different artists, and John even bought one. (It's gorgeous. Instead of a wheel or a bead chamber or a marble, there's a glass bottle fitted to the end. The bottle holds colorful baubles in an oil suspension, so the objects bob about slowly when you rotate the bottle.)

We grabbed drinks and sandwich wraps at Catskill Corners, then continued to Niagara Falls.



To Be Continued...
Apr. 26th, 2005 @ 06:33 pm As a matter of fact....
Spin Me Right Round
Current Mood: frustrated
If there is at least one person in your life whom you consider a close friend, and whom you would not have met without the Internet, post this sentence in your journal.

One of them just spent the better part of a week with me.

I'll save the summation of [info]gymli's visit for another time, as I am currently at my folks' place....

See, the Crackhouse phone has no dial tone. If you try to call you'll just get a busy signal. So no calls and no internet until tomorrow afternoon, at the earliest. (That's when the technician's scheduled to work on it.)

And that is all.
Apr. 8th, 2005 @ 05:50 pm ODing on DIY and Edy's
Spin Me Right Round
Current Mood: exhausted
Wow. What a week.

But at least the floor's finally finished -- or all but. There's still one troublesome spot by the door: I'm waiting for Rachel's opinion on that.

Well anyway, it looks really good, if I do say so myself. The roommie and I rock!

After finishing up this morning, I ran a few errands: bought cat food from the veterinary clinic; returned tools to my parents' and brother's houses; picked up a few items at Wal-Mart.*

Among my purchases were pet supplies: litter, covered catbox, mat, and scoop. We figured we should bring another litter box into the apartment, seeing as we'd removed Gwydion's (i.e., the carpet). Maybe this will convince the Squidjees to spare our new floor. (Incidentally, did you know that Schmutzabstreifer is German for "litter mat"? Now we can all die fulfilled.)

And that's been my life of late. So no, you haven't really been missing much.



* Yes, I know Wal-Mart is evil and I'm probably going to Hell for shopping there. But after weeks of vain searching for Edy's Dreamery New York Strawberry Cheesecake Ice Cream, I finally found it on their shelves. And quite frankly, that alone is worth a little brimstone.
Apr. 7th, 2005 @ 01:50 am MOBA
Jester
Current Mood: sleepy
I feel a day trip coming on....
Apr. 3rd, 2005 @ 01:07 am It fucking figures.
Negative
Current Mood: charlie-browned
After several hours of working on the living room floor, Rachel and I decided to reward our diligence with a movie outing. (Rachel said it; but I'd been thinking it.) First we showered...um, separately....And then we headed out to the Eastfield Mall.

We had over an hour to kill before Sin City started, so we purchased our tickets, putzed around the mall, bought a few articles of clothing....

In the theater, pre-previews, we kept making giddy comments about how happy we were to be there. We haven't seen much of each other lately; we hadn't gone to a movie together since Christmas; and we were quite enjoying ourselves.

Of course, we'd have enjoyed ourselves a lot more if we'd gotten to see the whole movie. Sadly, this was not to be. Because, after about an hour and fifteen minutes, the entire theater complex lost power.

Yeah. And no one came round to tell us what was going on. Members of the audience started trickling out of the theater, and then one guy came back to let everyone else know that the whole place was dark, and not bloody likely to get up and running again anytime soon.

So pretty much everybody got up to leave at that point. And by the time Rachel and I made our way out to the lobby, there was already this disorganized mass of would-be moviegoers, who -- standing, shifting, slowly shambling in the soft hues of the emergency lights -- resembled nothing so much as a zombie horde. (I said it; but Rachel'd been thinking it.)

We soon saw that some folks were forming sinuous lines all across the lobby. And through the assembled crowd came the news that staff members were handing things (presumably free passes) out at the doors.

Well, we didn't stick around. I think we were both too disgusted. No one had made announcements in the theaters. No one was making announcements in the lobby. And I think it would have been better if they'd just told everyone to hold onto their tickets and redeem them for free passes at a later date. Rather than making everyone wait in long lines -- when they're already pissed about having their movies end before the boy gets the girl or the killer is revealed or the hero slays the monster or what-have-you.

I think I'm going to complain via phone or e-mail. We should still be able to get passes if we keep our movie stubs. Should.

Blah. So much for salvaging our crappy day.
Apr. 2nd, 2005 @ 10:18 am Ow. Ow. Ow.
Day One
Current Mood: sore
My whole body hurts. Already.

Yesterday my mother and I made rounds to the home-improvement stores to look at flooring options for the living room. (I ended up buying some vinyl tiles at Home Depot.)

I carried all five boxes (of thirty tiles apiece) upstairs, and by the end of that exertion my thighs were starting to protest. I guess that's good, in a way: shows I'm lifting with my legs and not with my back. But still -- ow.

Rachel and I went out for Chinese food, which was nice. We haven't spent too much time together lately, and hadn't actually gone out to dinner in at least an age and a half. So that was all good.

When we came home, we set about the task of relocating some of the living room furniture. After we'd gotten a good chunk of floor cleared, I started taking up the carpet. And may I just say: eww. It's amazing how much dirt can get beneath both the carpet and the padding. Rachel couldn't help much: it didn't take long for her allergies to rear their ugly dust-and-dander reactive heads. But maybe today we can get some breathing masks: I think my nose and throat would appreciate them, too.

So last night, I managed to take up about a third of the carpet and padding, as well as the upholstery-nail boards along the corresponding walls. And today my back & butt and arms & legs are sore from the bending and pulling and stretching. And my hands hurt from clutching the hammer, the back of which I used to pry up those boards and scrape off the bits of foam that still adhered to the floor. (Rachel suggested that we also look into buying a paint scraper. Good idea.)

So yeah: ow ow ow. And today, more of the same.

After I do my laundry. Gah.