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May. 18th, 2005 @ 11:51 pm "We've come full circle, Lord."
Flying
Current Mood: nostalgicreflective
Two years ago today, I opened this livejournal account. So I figure today is as good a day as any for me to close it.

No, I'm not going to delete it. Not going to "crunch it up and roll away in my little [blog]mobile" or anything like that. But I won't be writing here anymore -- at least not anytime soon.

Thank you all for painting my world. I've really appreciated the color.

Mark Alan Stamaty's Blogmobile

Finis.
May. 18th, 2005 @ 11:17 pm Operation: Esteem Meme. Codeword: Heather'sBike.
Sock Monkey
Current Mood: busybusy
My fun-loving co-worker Heather
Is a friend (and not just fair-weather).
At running, at drama,
At being a mama --
It's hard to find anyone beather!

Okay, okay, so that was pretty weak. I suppose I could have worked in a "tether" rhyme, but we really don't have that kind of relationship....

Heather likes to have fun, but also to share it. (One of these days, I'll actually make it to a "boardgame night.") Her great sense of humor has just the right edge to make her the perfect snark-partner. At the same time, though, she's good for sympathetic-ear-lending.

And here she is with me, Eve, and Melissa at the Statue of Liberty.... )
May. 18th, 2005 @ 10:13 pm Operation: Esteem Meme. Codeword: [info]ladygwyn.
You Beautiful Doll
Current Mood: okayokay
You asked for it....



You are the very model of a nifty individual,
You've education literary and psychologistual;
You know the Hogwarts houses and the goings-on in Sunnydale,
And sometimes you come out and help the seagull and the bunny flail;
You're very well acquainted, too, with matters handicraftian,
You understand yarn, bead, and floss and how they make you daftian.
In short, in matters fun and funny, crafty and creatival
You are the very model of a nifty individual



Oh, and you have the distinction of being the only person ever to make a stuffed felt koi for me.
May. 18th, 2005 @ 09:20 pm Operation: Esteem Meme. Codeword: InquireWithin.
Jester
Current Mood: fullstuffed
Current Music: Into the Woods Original Cast Recording
multi-faceted
the gem -- however chiseled --
is somehow balanced


(I don't have a sonnet in me tonight, so he'll just have to make do with the haiku.)

So yeah, Derek's a gem.

He's definitely multi-faceted. How many hats has he worn in the years I've known him? Football helmet...mortarboard...the Gatsby cap of the newsboy....He's a son, brother, student, poet, journalist, wit, friend.

And he doesn't compartmentalize -- or at least not completely. He doesn't forsake his facets: no one aspect precludes the others. He challenges my stereotypes -- and damn but that's annoying....

Yet, however many sides you see, there's no denying the cohesive, balanced whole. He's honest but not harsh; sweet but not saccharine; erudite but not pedantic.

And that's why I'm still a bit baffled by his having once told me that he wanted me to be proud of him. Why I'm always glad to catch up with him...whether it's been months or weeks or days. And why I value his friendship even though we've yet to meet in person (which we really should rectify -- and soon).



So, Great and Benevolent Ruler, there's your Esteem Meme. Sorry it took five months. (December 8th? Damn....)

-- Lady Jester
May. 17th, 2005 @ 12:54 am A Whirlwind Tour of Western Massachusetts
Spin Me Right Round
Current Mood: productiveproductive
25 April


For our last full day together, I wanted to take John to some of my favorite places in western Massachusetts....

  • Quabbin Reservoir We parked up at the Enfield Lookout, which affords the best view of the reservoir itself. (And unlike the dam and the dike, it hasn't been closed to the public since the post-9/11 paranoia.)
  • Leverett Peace Pagoda I once followed online (Mapquest? Mapblast?) directions to the pagoda and ended up on a bumpy and narrow dirt road that's "NOT MAINTAINED IN WINTER." Well, my brother's GPS directed me onto that same road (which meant a brief stop at Cranberry Pond). John was pleasantly surprised by the scale of the pagoda...but then, who would expect such a wonder as this in a rinky-dink Massachusetts town? (Kudos to John for the absoballybrilliant composition.)
  • Mt. Sugarloaf No, we didn't hike it, as we were lazy and on a schedule (of sorts). We drove to the top, climbed the spiral staircases of the lookout building, and...well...looked out.
  • Shelburne Falls The Bridge of Flowers wasn't in full bloom, but there were still plenty of blossoms. This being a Monday, most of the great little shops -- including Wandering Moon and Boswell's Books (which is now where the Whistling Crow used to be) -- were closed. We did stop into the glass gallery, though, to watch the glassblowers and browse the shop. And of course we had a look at the glacial potholes. The floodgates were open, and the rushing water obscured many of the rock formations. That was a bit disappointing, but it was still quite pretty.
  • Mohawk Trail Trading Post I think that's the name of the place we visited on Route 2. We only stopped at this shop because it was almost guaranteed to be spectacularly cheesy. Little did we suspect that here John would find the perfect Deadlands hat. Now all he needs is an oilskin duster....
  • Magic Wings Butterfly Conservatory I was pleasantly surprised to find that a second room had been added since my last visit, and the conservatory now housed a few birds. I especially liked the pudgy-looking quail, even though John kept referring to them as food. (At one point a blue morpho walked on my hand: I had placed my palm on the ground in front of it, as I thought its wing was broken; but while I was looking around for a safe place to deposit the butterfly, it surprised me by flying away.)
  • Northampton We went to Osaka for an early dinner. (It was so early, in fact, that we were the first to arrive; I think we might've roused the hostess from a nap.) We dined on the balcony overlooking the street. Our food was really good...especially the steamed dumplings. After dinner, we went to La Fiorentina, where we ogled the pastry array, bought our desserts, and observed the woman with -- how did John put it? -- "all the parenting skills of a cabbage"? I think that's right. (She lost an argument with her eight-year old.)
  • Build-A-Bear For the second consecutive evening, we found ourselves at the Hell Mall. this time it was for the purpose of "building" John's early birthday present: a plush polar bear. This was so much fun! After John had selected his ursine companion and a sound box (giggling: because we'd been doing so much of that), we went to have the bear stuffed. An employee did this part...which looked something like liposuction in reverse. She put the squeeze-activated sound box into one foreleg; had John approve the polar bear's plumpness (she had to extract a bit of fluff to make the body squishier); inserted the heart (after John had rubbed it between his hands to warm it and pressed it to his forehead to wish upon it, and both of us has kissed it); then finally tightened and tied off the lacing all down the bear's back.

    Next, John took the bear for an air-bath and brushing, to fluff up the fur and eliminate any stuffing stuck to it. (That was so cute; I took pictures!) And then we put together an outfit: brown vest, cowboy boots, and a stetson (stolen from an Elmo on display) to match John's own new accessory. After entering the polar bear's name (Pardner) into a computer, John got a personalized story print-up about the building of his bear. Finally we were ready to check out (and leave behind the loud brownie troop who'd been there the whole time). Into the cardboard "I'm going home!" box went Pardner, vest, accessories, and pawprint fluffing brush.
  • Home After that, we called it a day, returned to the Crackhouse (be it ever so humble), and spent the evening with Rachel, hanging out and watching A Christmas Story.



25 April


John's flight was at 8:15AM. This seemed like a great idea when we were planning his visit. (At first, I thought I'd be able to go straight to work from the airport. Ha!) It didn't seem like such a great idea at 4AM, when we were getting up....

Oh, well. The sunrise was pretty, anyway.

We made it to Logan Airport the suggested two hours before takeoff, and hugged our good-byes outside the terminal. I was sad to see him go; he was sad to leave.

A comfort:

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends. -- Richard Bach

Well...we'll just make sure it's not "lifetimes," eh?
May. 16th, 2005 @ 12:33 am Rainforest Cafe, Clifton Hill, Howe Caverns
Spin Me Right Round
Current Mood: tiredtired
23 April


As soon as I found out that the Rainforest Cafe had a Niagara Falls location, I knew that we had to visit it. So we headed there for a late lunch. A really BIG late lunch. I ordered a sharkbite-something-or-other (a really yummy alcoholic drink) and my usual Rasta Pasta; John ordered a something-punning-on-Monty-Python (a really yummy non-alcoholic drink) and the Beef & Barbie. Then we split a Voooool-caaa-nooo!

After rolling our bloated selves out of the restaurant, we decided to take advantage of the streetful of touristy kitsch that is Clifton Hill. We visited:

  • Mystery Maze Ostensibly, the goal here is to navigate the maze from entrance to exit, having visited each of four points (where you can stamp your admission ticket with the letters M, A, Z, and E). But the maze-makers' hidden agenda -- with their dead ends and wooden stairways -- is to give you a good cardiovascular workout and make you regret having sated yourself with heavy foods. Still, it was fun.
  • The Fun House I think the best part about this place was the fact that John and I were the only ones there. So we could take our time standing in front of the warped mirrors, walking across the moving floors, and especially playing in the giant ball room -- i.e., the small room filled with four giant inflatable balls. Three of these (beach ball, basketball, eight ball) were about waist high; the fourth (blue-and-black soccer ball) was about as tall as I am. It wasn't until after I'd used one of the smaller balls to climb up onto this big one (while John held it steady for me) that I noticed a sign on the wall:
    SMILE YOU'RE ON SURVEILLANCE CAMERA

    Yeah. Oops. But we kept on playing. Finally, we left the ball room (by crawling through a low door), visited the crooked room, flopped in the net room, etc. It was a blast -- much more fun than I'd expected.
  • Ripley's Moving Theater 4D We watched two short films: Warrior of the Sky(?) (where we're the warrior) and eXtreme Log Adventure (where we're the...um...log). The seats moved to simulate the action of the films. And when the hero, log, or what-have-you went into water, our 3D-spectacle-wearing selves got misted. So that was neat, if cheesy...and queasy-making.
  • Ripley's Believe It Or Not! Museum Animals with spare parts (legs, heads); excessively large people (obese, towering); unusual art (life-sized figures constructed from junk, a transparent Buddha filled with shredded dollar bills): that about sums it up. Yay for more cheese!
  • Old Time Photo One of the gift shops offered sepia-toned saloon/gangster photos. So of course we had to get one done.
  • Ice Cream John bought me an ice cream cone. That's all. (Thanks, John!)
  • Great Canadian Midway We only went into this arcade because I saw signs for funnel cake, and John said he'd never had funnel cake, and didn't he need to partake of the fried and fatty goodness of said funnel cake? So in we went, and maybe we got some tokens and played a couple games of air hockey (which he might've won) and a racing game (which I might've won), and maybe that about did us in.

We went back to the Rainforest Cafe (just to look at the shark tank), then started back to the bed & breakfast. And this time it was John who took the bath before bed.



24 April


It had snowed in the night, but all that remained by morning was a dusting on windshields and housetops. We left the B&B after breakfast, made a couple of last-minute gift-shop purchases, then returned (without incident) to the U.S. Pretty soon we were back on I-90, this time heading east.

Drive, rinse, repeat.



We made one detour on the return route: to the Howe Caverns in New York. This was really cool, for both me and my dwarven-aligned companion.

I think there were 12 of us in our tour group. (If you count the guide, we had enough for the Hobbit quest...without the Hobbit.) We took an elevator down to the cave. Our tour guide was full of cavern trivia -- much of which we missed, due to the echoes...and the fact that we kept lagging behind to take pictures. How could we resist, though? The rock formations were so cool: I swear I saw a few petrified Lovecraftian creatures....

After the walking tour came a boat ride, followed by another walking tour. We saw the Bridal Altar: apparently this has been the site of over 200 subterranean weddings. (No kidding.) And we walked through a high but narrow passageway of rock with labyrinthine twists....And because we were taking so long with the photos here, our guide had to come back and make sure we weren't lost. Yep. John and Lori: the prodigal spelunkers.



We dined that night at Pizzeria Uno's in the Holyoke Mall, because I thought John needed to try the Pizza Skins appetizer. (In case you don't know: this is a deep-dish pizza crust filled with mashed potato, topped with melted cheese and bacon bits, and served with sour cream.) And of course we had to have deep-dish pizzas. And dessert.



And from there, it was back to the Crackhouse.
May. 9th, 2005 @ 09:41 am Not Yours
Jester
Current Mood: amusedamused
If you're a sick fuck like me (and John...tho' he apparently prefers the term "suck fick"), then you may appreciate this:

Not Yours!



(No, I didn't make that picture. Someone linked to it in [info]ljdq way back, and it kinda stuck with me.)
May. 9th, 2005 @ 09:25 am For Residents of Esperantina, Brazil
Breast
Current Mood: indescribablemixed
Happy Orgasm Day!!!

That is all.
May. 9th, 2005 @ 08:51 am Journey Behind the Falls
Sock Monkey
Current Mood: anxiousanxious
23 April


John and I walked down to the water for our first view of the falls by day. We passed the American and the Horseshoe Falls, snapping pictures as we went. Though it was chilly and drizzly, we still enjoyed ourselves.

Next attraction: the Journey Behind the Falls. After you purchase your tickets, the staff photographs you and sends you to the elevators --

No, the photo isn't an anti-terrorist measure. Just a capitalist one. While you're enjoying the unique view of the Horseshoe Falls, your photo is printed up (with a lovely Niagara Falls backdrop) and is ready for potential purchase by the time you leave. (We're suckers. See ours here. Personally, I think the binoculars really make the shot....)

After descent, the elevators let you out onto a forked corridor. The left tunnel leads to an observation deck. (Apparently, there's another, lower deck, but it was closed when we visited.) This deck affords a really great side-view of the falls: I loved seeing how the water just gushed down over the rocks. The right tunnel leads to the two "portholes" -- square holes cut through the stone. Honestly, you really can't see much -- just a white sheet of water obscuring the opening. The sound is neat, though: the loud rush of the falls accompanied by sporadic splattering when a wind blows water into the tunnel. And it's cool just knowing that you're beneath the river, that all this water has just rushed over you.

So, yeah. Pretty damn cool.
May. 6th, 2005 @ 12:41 pm "Mr. Sandman, bring me a [meme]." (Or two.)
Jester
Current Mood: awakeawake
Current Music: David Bowie: The Deram Collection
Okay, I got these interview questions from [info]levi the other day...last year...so I figured I'd answer them.



1. Who is your favorite author and why?
Gah. Only one? I think I can only limit it to three:

Peter S. Beagle: He's a genre writer who elevates fantasy to literature, but unpretentiously. His prose is poetry. And even though he writes about magic, he seems to know that people -- life, love, relationships -- are real magic.

Neil Gaiman: I used to prefer fantasy that had no basis in reality, but I've since come to appreciate writing in which a little bit of the unknown trickles into our world. That's still escapism, but it's an escape to something more, rather than something different. Gaiman offers this kind of escapism. He presents his characters compassionately; his plots are imaginative in scope and detail; and his stories are rich with folkloric allusion (which I love).

Philip Pullman: Not only does he write beautifully -- he writes truly: I marvel at what he says as well as how he says it. He writes for young adults, but doesn't shy away from the horrors of human behavior. His characters are well-rounded, his plots well-developed. I get lost in his stories, and don't resent him for making me cry.

There's also Wilkie Collins and Rafael Sabatini....But on to the next question!



2. What would you do with 5 million dollars?

Wow....Hmmm....Retire early; buy a nice home (for myself and a few friends); do well by my family; donate generously to an animal charity (assuming I don't just found my own); and travel the world (e.g., Germany, Ireland, Australia, France, Japan).



3. What do you want to do for a career?

Here's the one I can't answer. Something highly-creative but minimally-stressful. Any suggestions?



4. What's the story behind your screen name?

Well, I used to be "gossamer in the gloaming." I like "gossamer" as a noun: some wispy thing half-there and half-absent. And there's something wonderful about twilight: half-day or half-night. (How noncommittal of me.) And I'm a sucker for alliteration. When "gossamer in the gloaming" got to be a bit too cumbersome, I changed to "gossamer gull," which is still alliterative and also manages to incorporate my seagull totem.

Yes, I know the seagull is an unpopular totem. No, I don't much care.

Of course, I've been "gossamer gull" for a couple of years now. Perhaps I'm due for a change....



5. Who would you most like to talk to, alive or dead?

Wilkie Collins. He's pretty fascinating, and not at all a product of his culture (19th-century England). At a time when women went corseted, he preferred the natural form. In a place where sexuality was so heavily-sanctioned, he shamelessly kept two mistresses (with their mutual knowledge). And damn, but he could write!



And now, litmus paper for the libido.... )